May 4, 2010 Update on the D
As reported earlier, I’m having ifficulty with my D button. Much like the Habs, I’m trying to activate the D. This problem coul be ue to foo particles and jammy fingers, but is most likely the work of terrorists. I’ll keep you poste.
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I rarely talk about music but I strongly suggest you check out Regina Spektor’s musical bum. Edit: seems my space bar is also wonky. That was to read ‘music album’. Sorry for the confusion.
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Since I brought it up, I might as well post some possible solutions I’ve been thinking about for fixing my keyboar:
- get Duncan Keith to show it how a D is supposed to function
- tell it that it’s in a contract year an watch it start performing like it’s supposed to
- appeal to it’s intellectual side, then ask it to define ‘love’ and then subdue it
- show computer some Carcillo footage, might cause the D button to go down at the slightest touch
Speaking of Dan Carcillo, this guy keeps going down like a Thai hooker on half priced nights (check for an Adam’s apple when in Thailand btw) and the league may be forced to issue supplementary iscipline even though the refs have missed 2 dives thus far. The past 2 years there have been 2 new rules brought about by ouchebag behaviour, an I think Carcillo may well bring about a 3rd precedent with his douchosity.
To make matters worse with Carcillo, he may have been bitten by Marc Savard in a scrum last night but can anyone believe him? Given his recent history for pantomiming on ice, the boy who cried (and looks like) wolf does not get the benefit of the doubt – and should not. You live by a dirty, cheap sword – you die by a dirty, cheap sword.
And that’s one to grow on.
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